Gregory G. H. Rihn (milwaukeesfs) wrote,
Gregory G. H. Rihn

Irreverent Thoughts

1. We heard on the radio that there is a new spoken word recording version of The Bible coming out. Apparently the producers thought that the extant ones were dull and poorly read, so decided to create one with real actors reading the parts. Samuel L. Jackson ("Star Wars", "Snakes on a Plane") will be the voice of God.

So I immediately channeled Exodus, with the Voice of God declaring: "Enough is enough! I have had it with these m*th*rf*cking snakes in this m*th*rf*cking garden!"

You just KNOW it's got to be in the out-takes somewhere--.

2. We regularly pass a very conservative Lutheran Church. Their sign out front currently reads:

"Christmas Worship
Dec. 24 7:30PM
Dec. 25 9:00AM."

I should think they would consider "Christmas Worship" (as opposed to worship of Christ) more of a problem than a practice--.
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