So I immediately channeled Exodus, with the Voice of God declaring: "Enough is enough! I have had it with these m*th*rf*cking snakes in this m*th*rf*cking garden!"
You just KNOW it's got to be in the out-takes somewhere--.
2. We regularly pass a very conservative Lutheran Church. Their sign out front currently reads:
Dec. 24 7:30PM
Dec. 25 9:00AM."
I should think they would consider "Christmas Worship" (as opposed to worship of Christ) more of a problem than a practice--.