That, if elected, he will deport all extraterrestrial Aliens from Area 51, and force them to pay for a wall around the planet:
That he will defeat ISIS by conscripting Bigfoot (Bigfeet?) into the Special Forces and parachuting them into Syria:
And, that, when nominated, his Vice-Presidential nominee will be Elvis Presley, " a real American, and a true patriot."
Mr. Presley was unavailable for comment.
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