Scene: First press conference after Lieutenant Governor of New York David A. Paterson becomes governor:
Press: "Mr. Paterson, how does it feel to be the first black governor of new York?"
Paterson: "I'm black? OH MY GOD I'M BLACK! Why didn't anyone ever tell me??"
Entirely inappropriate of course due to the Spitzer train wreck, but I bet he wishes he could pull that in response to that probably inevitable question--.