Gregory G. H. Rihn (milwaukeesfs) wrote,
Gregory G. H. Rihn

OK, this is cute--

Getting bored with the usual scam spam? This just dropped into my box and I had to laugh at the sheer gutsiness of it:

OUR REF: 10667FV
YOUR REF: 89007


I write to bring to your notice as a delegate from the Nigerian Government
Reimbursement Committe under the strict supervision of the United Nations
to pay 230 Nigerian 419 scam victims the sum of $150,000 USD (One Hundred
and Fifty Thounsand Dollars) each. You are however listed as one of the
beneficiaries for these payments.You are expected to get back to us for
your immediate reimbursement.

As a result of this laudable recommedations,you are hereby informed that
during the last U.N. meeting held in Abuja, Nigeria, it was alarmed so
much by the rest of the world on the loss of funds by various foreigners
to the scam artists operating in syndicates all over the world today. In
other to redeem the good image of our country, the President has ordered
the immediate payment of $150,000 USD each to the affected victims in
accordance with the U.N. recommendations. Due to the corrupt and
inefficient Banking Systems in Nigeria, these payments are to be made by
WEMA BANK Plc, Nigeria and RABO BANK PLC, UK as the corresponding
paying bank under the funding assistance of the Central Bank of Nigeria.

Presently, 184 Beneficiaries have been paid, more than 50% of the victims
are from the United States, while about 40% are from other parts of the
world. Your particulars were among those mentioned by some of the
Syndicates that were apprehended in Lagos, Nigeria as one of the victims
of the operations, you are hereby warned not to communicate or duplicate
this message to anybody for any reason whatsoever as the U.S. secret
service in conjunction with The Economic and Financial Crimes Commission
(EFCC) has swange into action to track this criminals down.Once again,you
are expected to keep it secret until these criminals are all apprehended.
The Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC) (Motto: No Body is
above the Law) have combined effort with the United Nation Anti-crime
Commission to alleviate the plight of these victims as well as redeeming
the image of our dear country.

Many Banks, Universal firms, Companies and individuals have been in
bankrupcy today due to the activities of these hoodlums. However, a
thorough investigation have revealed that these people have dropped over
500,000 victims across the world, after collecting their money falsely,
many as a result of this have committed suicide, while others are now
living in abject poverty.

As regards these ongoing developmental strive, we have over 200 suspects
at hand, 135 in kirikri prisons.While many are awaiting trial, we are
still in search of others, who think they are wise, and hope that you
will assist by giving any vital information that could lead to the
apprehension of these hoodlums.

You can receive your reimbursement via any of these options you Choose,
waiting to hearing from you been certain that your response will be that
you are satisfied and willing to claim your $150,000 USD (One Hundred and
Fifty Thounsand Dollars) reimbursement funds.

A copy of your response is expected to be sent to us via this email:

Yours faithfully,
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